Funnier than a bunch of monkeys, this has 'stag stitch up' written all over it! If you're after something more imaginative than a mankini, how about a photoshoot in the Red Light District? We'll sort a selection of sexy outfits and arrange for a photographer to snap him in a former brothel in Amsterdam's famous windows area. How is that for a slice of fried genius?
Up to five people can take part in the photoshoot, so if a few of you are game, dress up as pimps and get involved! The stag will never live it down, which is exactly what you want from a stitch up. It's all harmless fun, and no-one ends up with a broken bone or shaved eyebrows. All of the photos are taken on a digital camera and emailed to you afterwards so they don't leak out...until you upload to Facebook of course.
As you'll be in De Wallen, it would be rude not to take a little tour! After the groom's been thoroughly humiliated, make it up by whisking him off to one of the famous strip joints. With names like 'Banana Bar' you know you're in for a memorable stag weekend.