Take on an amateur Bratislava team in a five-a-side football tournament. It'll be like a Sunday league game: a no-holds-barred, fiercely competitive battle for male dominance! Clear heads and sweat off last night's beer with a competitive kickabout. The locals are always up for a game against a foreign stag party. We'll make all the arrangements for what promises to be an epic match.
This is a properly organised football tournament that includes balls, bibs and a referee to make sure everyone plays fair. The football field is located on the outskirts of Bratislava and there are changing rooms and showers on site, which you will have access to during the event.
So, pick 11 men and bring it on. No lame excuses about feeling a bit sick or whining about that old knee injury that's suddenly decided to play up! The honour of English football is at stake. Stay focused, trounce the opposition and finish with beers down the pub. The Slovaks are always up for a couple of post-match drinks regardless of whether they win or lose.