Welcome to the ultimate stag weekend activity! Where else can you combine fancy dress, ritual humiliation and dangerous ball sports?
Dodgeball is hilarious, hectic and painful enough to make it the ideal stag-battering opportunity! We've sorted you lot a pitch, a coach and a load of balls. Divide into teams, and find out why every kid in America hates PE lessons.
Your hosts are qualified to teach the basics of the sport (pick up ball, throw hard at opponent's legs), and they've got degrees in belting banter! Learn to put your fellow stags off their aim with well-timed insults. Then take out their legs with a ball that stings like an angry wasp.
Glasgow's venue hosts an epic dodgeball afternoon. You'll face off against your mates in a mini tournament, then take part in a series of stag weekend games designed with one objective in mind. Beat, bounce and infuriate the stag into submission as you play Speed Dodgeball, Punish the Stag and British Bulldodge!
Your dodgeball session is also the perfect way to beat those pesky hangovers into submission. No headache can withstand the hilariousness, let alone the physical activity!
If you're not fast on your feet, you will be nailed. Neon headbands at the ready, boys. If ever there was an opportunity for 80s sports star fancy dress, this is it.