C'est le beautiful game, stag party style! You get your own private dressing rooms, an all weather pitch and a VIP room to chill in afterwards. Run the opposition ragged, deploy the sweeper system, then shower off and get involved with a shedload of free booze while you watch a professional recording of your game. Amazing.
The sports centre is right in the middle of Paris, too, so once you've played your hearts out and quaffed the free stuff you can get right on it. Though we would suggest getting your sweaty kit back to your accommodation before you seriously push the drinking button. Putting the moves on stunning Parisian models isn't so easy when you're clutching a bag of sweaty shorts.
There's nothing like a cracking game of five a side to get the boys back in the mood for some drinking and banter. Run off the beers from the Friday night, sort out any little niggles with a good competitive match, then relive your glories over the post-game bevvies. Pick the professional recording option for slo mo analysis of every critical incident!
Add a stripper to the mix for a bit of footie-themed nudity.