Gentlemen, this is your call to arms. If throwing yourself into an enemy bunker unleashing seven kinds of paint-splattered hell sounds like a good way of spending a Saturday afternoon, we reckon you've just found your stag party activity. Lock it, load it, and smear your face with war paint. When you play paintball in Sheffield, you play serious.
Sheffield boasts one of the most awe-inspiring paintball courses in the country, complete with wooded terrain, eight award winning game zones and the kind of equipment that would make The Expendables go green with envy. You'll be fully briefed, kitted out in the latest camo jumpsuits and given some serious artillery before you charge into a series of realistic scenarios.
Take the bridge, storm the castle or get deep into the jungle. Liberate the village or stop the tanks. Yes, that's right. Tanks. It doesn't get much more hardcore than this. Multicoloured death or absolute paintball glory awaits the intrepid stag party that dares to fire its balls in anger!
For the stag party that loves to get in on the action, an afternoon's paintballing in the woods outside Sheffield is just what Dr Fun advises. Forget moaning about hangovers and ancient sporting injuries. You're either in or you're out. Semper fi, brothers.